upsides to being a dragon
- everyones afraid of you
- you can eat your enemies
- youre fucking fly as hell
- also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad
- breathing stuff that kills people
downsides to being a dragon
Now that the war is through with me
I’m waking up, I cannot see
That there is not much left of me
Dear everyone who follows me,
I love you. You are my friend.
That is all.
I actually really needed to read this right now.
1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better)
2. Then add some lemonade.
3. Stir and serve with mint.
4. Be drunk.LOOK AT THISverywetteen
MUST DO IT